ascottlegacy:

No-one can argue the effectiveness of Star’mort coffee.

Response to 'Domestic Sith'.


The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

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muukumuu:

kleinu-rising:

windyblues:

frfuga:

scalybirds:

clan-khuleborough:

tundrasforlife:

tyrestt:

shitty dork homosexual..

Lana Del Dork Fucker.

Princes Beyonce Puncher.
Don’t tell Chi.

Magical Frickface Whore

Princess, Fucking. Minaj.

lil mis fucker butt

yes this’ll do

El Tiger Fucker….oh.

lana del dork privilege

pfffffft

Lil Mis Scary Fucker…. well ok then


tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

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fakemon:

fantasticfakemon:

I want an Electric/Grass Pokemon so badly and a Giraffe is absolutely perfect.

Girash —> Lectraffe

Electric / Grass

Artist: DaybreakM

CUUUUTE

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fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

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